So, there I was spying on humanity in a cafe in Dublin (let's call it "participant observation" because that sounds way better) and this young woman is served something which has a side salad attached. She ate everything apart from the salad which remained untouched.
This reminded me of my second trip to the marvellous Paris Vegan Day (see video below for Paris Vegan Day memories). I was sat at Dublin Airport and a guy came to a nearby table with some sort of murder burger.
He set his plate down, removed the top part of the bun, and very deliberately removed everything of vegetable origin, holding each piece as one does a baby's nappy. He then replaced the top half of the bun and headed for his first heart attack.
Sometimes one wonders about human beings.